textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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the year is 2017
children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters
Sadly, i’m still waiting for a punchline that I know will never come.
Still waiting… Still waiting….
~ JB
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Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.
thor what are you doing
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